Lap band making everyone else fat

I just wanted to say that although the lap band at the moment isnt making me skinny at the moment (something I'm working on because its my fault). Its making my family fat.




Whenever I Don't or cant eat something or have too much, I give the leftovers to my partner or my dog... And let me tell you, my normally skinny dog is putting on the pounds...

The Lap band is making my dog fat.

The fatter they get though, the skinnier I look right?